SmartGirlProblems
What a lovely change of pace…

Being back at school has been interesting to say the least.  I’ve made new friends, and I’m working hard in my classes blah blah blah but there is something more pressing currently.  How in the fuck am I supposed to deal with whatever it is I’m doing with this person… We are friends? no, I met him less than a week ago. We are hooking up? no, that has only happened once. We are nothing? Well, not exactly.  Gosh the protocol for these sort of things escapes me completely. I’ve never had any dating experience or anything remotely like that and therefore the whole idea is foreign.  I’m exhausted from thinking of all of these what-if scenarios that will most likely never even happen.  Just for once it would be nice to have things happen at a normal pace, though I’m not sure if there is such a thing. 

Like I’ve had your dick in my mouth are we friends or what.

HELP

So for one of the core requirements of my school, I have to take a creative arts class. I decided to take Creative Dramatics. I now need a 1-2 minute monologue from a contemporary work that is realistic for a 18-30 year old girl to play.  Any suggestions?

Granger, sir.

So I feel like I end up being her in every class.  If everyone in college wasn’t so afraid of talking, maybe I wouldn’t have to answer all of the questions…