SmartGirlProblems
mattybing1025:


I’ve a soft spot for actresses.  When I was poor, they were the only people who were nice to me! 

—Michael Caine

When I was in Paris, this shop owner was this tiny, sophisticated older British woman and we asked her what brought her to living in France. She began to explain to my friends and I about how she used to be an actress and she was doing a little project with Michael Caine and she was supposed to meet him in Paris.  Well “He wanted to shag me dearies, and I was not about to do that for a part in anything so I went to get coffee to weigh my pros and cons, and while there I met my current husband of 38 years.”

mattybing1025:

I’ve a soft spot for actresses.  When I was poor, they were the only people who were nice to me!

—Michael Caine

When I was in Paris, this shop owner was this tiny, sophisticated older British woman and we asked her what brought her to living in France. She began to explain to my friends and I about how she used to be an actress and she was doing a little project with Michael Caine and she was supposed to meet him in Paris.  Well “He wanted to shag me dearies, and I was not about to do that for a part in anything so I went to get coffee to weigh my pros and cons, and while there I met my current husband of 38 years.”

males-best-friend:

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

If anything, this would be better for business? I was about to condemn the working girls saying “They should get off of the streets. They need better lives.” But then I realized, true feminism (ugh god I hate that word) is about choice. It’s their choice to do what they do and they should have that freedom. They may be doing it due to low self esteem, drug use, etc. but in the end, it’s their choice. rant over. :)

Can we point out that the QUEEN is also wearing a reflective vest to the right of this article?

males-best-friend:

trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/

If anything, this would be better for business? I was about to condemn the working girls saying “They should get off of the streets. They need better lives.” But then I realized, true feminism (ugh god I hate that word) is about choice. It’s their choice to do what they do and they should have that freedom. They may be doing it due to low self esteem, drug use, etc. but in the end, it’s their choice. rant over. :)

Can we point out that the QUEEN is also wearing a reflective vest to the right of this article?

deathbedscene:

mycutefriendsweetprincess:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

Kanye West, or Samuel L. Jackson?

Pretty sure I did this as a child.

They should just start making up fake countries to see if anybody is even paying attention.

freakinthefog:

simplydalektable:

emmiandthefireflies:

“And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”…

“And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose”

“You will easily recognize the tree of Gondor on the next flag…”

"Winter is coming up behind with the House of Stark proudly representing the North."

collegehumor:

Carrie the Dancing Dog Boogies at Bonnaroo

If this isn’t worth $250 a ticket, I don’t know what is.

Seeing this was mindblowing. haha It’s actually the reason I went to Roo. 

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet. 
I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

This seems particularly easy to film now since the zombies ARE actually here. So I’m in.  Tampocalypse all the way.

forgetthemoon-ignorethesky:

logans-v-and-dimples:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.


This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Let’s all take a moment and appreciate the people of tumblr.

no matter what blog you have, i think everyone will reblog this just because it is that fucking great…

This seems particularly easy to film now since the zombies ARE actually here. So I’m in.  Tampocalypse all the way.

bensiemon:

Forgotten Dr. Seuss Classic..

bensiemon:

Forgotten Dr. Seuss Classic..

I miss this show… haha

I miss this show… haha

This is beautiful.

makeoutmelanie:

thefluffypotato:

tltty:

its 2012 can everyone stop quoting mean girls

image

boo you whore.

Gretchen, That will never happen!

getoutofmyheadcharles:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

“I know what you are.”
“Say it.”
“A Pokemon Master.”

getoutofmyheadcharles:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

“I know what you are.”

“Say it.”

“A Pokemon Master.”

cemeteryinthecloset:

edmassey:

best one ever

This is Silent Bob, my heterosexual life partner.

I love them.